'four years of this shit. four years of trying to create a compelling character out of nothing and all i'm asked is about the character's love life or who has the best abs for thezillionth time. i should have jumped ship with crystal.'
When teen actress Malia Tate (star of Desert Wolf, the critically acclaimed film adaption of Stiles’ favorite comic book) enrolls at BHHS, Stiles jumps at the chance to tutor her. Too bad he doesn’t know how to speak French or how to ask her out. Fortunately, with a little help from Stiles’ friends (and a nudge from Malia herself), the two finally settle into a romantic relationship that the media enjoys nearly as much as they do.